Welcome to April, aka that time of year when we all collectively pretend we enjoy being outside. Birds are chirping, bees are buzzing, and seasonal allergies are attacking—but we don’t care, because we’ve got tea. And not just any tea. Oh no. This month, we’re getting a little bougie.

Guess what? We’re still doing this. That’s right—what started as an impulsive act of friendship-fueled chaos has somehow become an actual recurring event (is twice considered recurring?).

Congratulations! Or… condolences? You have been selected (read: voluntold) to join the BAMS Tea Club, an exclusive, highly curated, and absolutely unstructured experience where I force my whims upon my friends in the form of tea. You didn’t sign up for this, you didn’t ask for it, and yet—here you are. Such is the price of friendship with me.