Dear Esteemed (and Possibly Unwilling) Member,
Congratulations! Or… condolences? You have been selected (read: voluntold) to join the BAMS Tea Club, an exclusive, highly curated, and absolutely unstructured experience where I force my whims upon my friends in the form of tea. You didn’t sign up for this, you didn’t ask for it, and yet—here you are. Such is the price of friendship with me.
This month’s featured tea is Sadaf Special Blend Tea with Cardamom—a fragrant, spiced black tea that practically demands to be served hot with an irresponsible amount of honey. Seriously, drown it. Your taste buds will thank you.
Now, let’s talk logistics—or the lack thereof. Participation? Optional. Monthly deliveries? No promises. Is this a real subscription service? Not in any way that would hold up in a court of law. Will you randomly receive tea in the future? Possibly. Will I eventually forget about this entirely? Also possible.
But for now, enjoy your tea, embrace the chaos, and remember: This is happening because you are my friend, and I am extra.
Cheers (or whatever the tea-drinking equivalent is),